Famous Sayings

1. Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. - Albert Einstein

2. The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

3. The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones

4. We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocturan

5. It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.- Jerry Seinfeld

6. It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. - Darrin Weinberg

7. Life is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It's the transition that's "troublesome."

8. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

9. Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

10. It is not exactly cheating, I pre fer to consider it creative problem solving.

11. Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.

12. Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

13. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

14. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

15. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

16. Remember that as a teenager you a re in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. - Fran Lebowitz.