Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said "I believe I am the most beautiful girl in the world".
Tom Thumb said "I must be the smallest person in the world".
Quasimodo said "I abolutely must be the ugliest person in the whole world".
They decided they must go the the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official. I AM the most beautiful girl in the world".
Tom Thumb went next. He emerged triumphant. "I am officially the smallest person in the world".
Sometime later, Quasimodo exited the office, looking confused and simply stated,
"who the hell is Camilla Parker Bowles".
Humour from Engfland
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