You know you're living in 2005 when...

Tellico Plains, TN(Zone 7b)

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that
they
don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in
a
business manner.
7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get
an
outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different
companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see
if
anyone
is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic
and
you turn
around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your
coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing
18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
this
message.
19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on
this
list.
AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your
friends
you
know you want to!

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