You might be a Floridian if.......

You might be a Floridian if:

You exhibit a slight twitch when introduced to anyone with the first names
of Charley, Frances or Ivan

Your freezer never has more than $20 worth of food in it any given time

Your freezer in the garage now only has homemade ice in it

You no longer worry about relatives visiting during the summer months

You now understand what that little "2% hurricane deductible" phrase
really means

You stop what you're doing and clap and wave when you see a convoy of
power company trucks come down your street

You have the personal cell phone numbers of the managers for: plywood,
roofing supplies and generators at Home Depot on your speed dialer

You're considering upgrading your 16" to a 20" chainsaw

You now think the $6000 whole house generator seems reasonable

And finally, you might be a Floridian if:

You ask your relatives up north to start saving the Sunday Real Estate
classifieds