Hey,
My wife is blond so we collect these...
Two blonds are sitting out one evening on a park bench in someone elses garden and as they look up at the moon one says to the other what do you think is farther away the moon or Florida? The other says "Duh, can you see Florida?
Another (My uncle *an attourney* told us this one)
How do you keep a Lawyer from drowning? Take your foot off his head...
Drew
OK, here is one...
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