Bubba and Billy Bob in Asheville

HEHEHE....Jo


Bubba and Billy Bob from Alabama traveled
to Asheville, NC for a vacation. While walking along a busy downtown
street, they see a sign in a store window:

"Suits $5.00 --- Shirts --- $2.00 --- Trousers $2.50 a pair."

Bubba says to Billy Bob, lookee here! We could buy a whole gob
of these clothes, take 'em back to Alabama 'n sell 'em to all our
friends 'n make a fortune fer us."

Bubba continues, "Now when we go in there, don't you say a word, Just
let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, might think
we're iggerant. I'll talk wif a slow Carolina so's they won't know.

In they go and Bubba says with his best fake Carolina drawl,
"I'll take 50 of them there suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there
shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50
each. I'll just back up my pickup and......"

The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Alabama, ain't ya?"

"Well....yeah," says a surprised Bubba. "How'd you come to
know that?"

"Cause this here's a dry-cleaners"