Read slowly-they are clever

Mount Prospect, IL(Zone 5a)

READ SLOWLY – THEY ARE QUITE CLEVER!!






1. Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at
McDonald's.



2.. Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.



3.. Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage,



4.. Burglarize: What a crook sees with.



5.. Control: A short, ugly inmate.




6.. Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen
cabinets.



7.. Eclipse: What an English barber does for a
living.


8.. Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist.



9.. Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.



10.. Left Bank: What the robber did when his bag was
full of loot.

11.. Misty: How golfers create divots.


12.. Paradox: Two physicians



13.. Parasites: What you see from the top of the
Eiffel Tower


14.. Pharmacist: A helper on the farm.


15.. Polarize: What penguins see with.


16.. Primate: Removing your spouse from in front of
the TV.


17.. Relief: What trees do in the spring.


18.. Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife.


19.. Seamstress: Describes 250 pounds in a size 6.


20.. Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does.


21.. Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government
official.


22.. Subdued .... like a guy, like works on one of
those, like, submarines, man!



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