>1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?
>
>2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the
>bubbles are always white?
>
>3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
>
>4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes
>that something new to eat will have materialized?
>
>5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "one slice?"
>How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to
>stuff in that slot?
>
>6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
>vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
>down to give the vacuum one more chance?
>
>7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you
>first try?
>
>8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?
>
>9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying
>your clothes would they eventually just disappear?
>
>10. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
> falling off the table you always manage to knock something else
over?
>
>11. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a
trash
>pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
>
>12. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in
> summer when we complained about the heat?
>
>13. How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?
>
>14. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like
your
>wife told you to do it?
>
>15. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans
is
>suffering from sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends,
>and if they're okay, then it's you!
> >>
Now THIS is true!
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