Bacon & egg special...Hold the eggs.

I received this in my e-mail today and thought it was a worthy addition to Jokes & Chat. Pretty smart lady, I think!

Breakfast

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special"
was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99. "Sounds good,"
My wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."

"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents
because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" My wife asked
incredulously. "I'll take the special."

"How do you want your eggs?"

"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!