Little Johnny

Johnny was at his first day of school. The teacher
advised the class to start the day with the pledge
of allegiance, and instructed them to put their
right hands over their hearts and repeat after him.

He looked around the room as he started the recitation,
"I pledge allegiance to the flag..." When his eyes
fell on Johnny, he noticed Johnny's hand over the
right cheek of his buttocks.

"Johnny, I will not continue till you put you hand
over your heart."

Johnny replied, "It is over my heart."

After several attempts to get Johnny to put his hand
over his heart, the teacher asked, "Why do you think
that is your heart?"

"Because every time my Grandma comes to visit, she
picks me up, pats me here, and says, 'Bless your
little heart,' and my Grandma wouldn't lie."