The mugger

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earthling Rowlett, TX(Zone 8a) Dec 18, 2004

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped
into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun
in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do
this. I'm a United States Congressman!"

"In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money."

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