Quote of the Day

Watch Reply
More
Mark unread Print Skip to new
earthling Rowlett, TX(Zone 8a) Dec 12, 2004

"I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home
which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls
every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes
home late at night."
-Marie Corelli

Post #1190895
Quote
This thread has 3 replies. This forum is accessible only to subscribing members of Dave's Garden. There are many free features here, and about half of our forums are completely open to all members. And learn more about Dave's Garden, and explore the benefits of becoming a subscribing member.

Want to join? Register here. Already signed up? Click here to login!

Back to Forum Homepage

More Jokes & Humor Threads

Go to all Jokes & Humor threads
BACK TO TOP