The Pastor's Visit

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At a house it
seemed obvious that someone was in, but even after his repeated knocks no
answer came, he then took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back
of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed on Sunday, he found his card, added to it was
this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the
citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I
was naked."