Blonde Guy Joke

Noblesville, IN(Zone 5a)

Here's a first...!!!

The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well
worth the wait!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were
doing construction work
on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said,
"Corned beef and
cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time
for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,
"Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump
off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna
again! If I get a
bologna
sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch
box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito,
and jumped to his death also

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the
bologna and jumped to his
death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was
weeping. She said, "If I'd
known how really tired he was of corned beef and
cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could
have given him tacos
or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated
burritos so much."

(Oh this is GOOD!!)

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.

The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He
makes his own lunch.

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