A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and as always
the preacher was standing at the door shaking hands as the congregation
departed. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The preacher said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Preacher."
The preacher questioned, "How come I don't see you except for Christmas
and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service.."
Army of the Lord..
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