A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned
in the will: "To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times,
as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million."
The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in
sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business
and $1 million."
The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me,
and thought that I would never mention him in my will - well you were wrong.
"Hi Dan!"
The Will
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