AFTER ALL, HALLOWEEN IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER

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Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with.

Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A. A toasty ghosty.

Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the BOOS.

Q. Where did the goblin throw the football?
A. Over the ghoul line.