Parenthood - Humor

Parenthood - Humor

** If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!


** Shouting to make your children obey is like using the
horn to steer your car, and you get about the same
results.


** The smartest advice on raising children is to enjoy
them while they are still on your side.


** Avenge yourself ~~~ live long enough to be a problem to your children.


** The best way to keep kids at home is to give it a
loving atmosphere ~~ and hide the keys to the car.


** Parents: People who bare infants, bore teenagers, and
board newlyweds.


** The joy of motherhood: What a woman experiences when
all the children are finally in bed.


** Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car.


** Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a
middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.


** Grandparents are similar to a piece of string ~ handy
to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of
grandchildren.


** There are three ways to get something done: Do it
yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your children
to do it.


** Adolescence is the age when children try to bring up
their parents.

** Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel the driveway during a snowstorm.


** Oh, to be only half as wonderful as my child thought I was when he was small, and half as stupid as my teenager now thinks I am.

** There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and his mother's age.

** Adolescence is the age at which children stop asking
questions because they know all the answers.

** An alarm clock is a device for awakening people who
don't have small children.



Received from Andychaps "The Funnies".