Ten top Reasons a Hurricane is like Christmas

So.App.Mtns., United States(Zone 5b)

Ten top Reasons a Hurricane is like Christmas

10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows)
9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights)
8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores
7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials"
6. Family coming to stay with you
5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling
4. Buying food you don't normally buy and in large quantities
3. Days off from work
2. Candle light dinners

And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas.
1. At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!

Moab, UT(Zone 6b)

teeeheeeeeeeeeeeing to hard to write

Fort Pierce, FL(Zone 10a)

LOL Darius! I don't know why I think Vienna Sausage is the staff of life for hurricanes, but I now have enough for the population of Fort Pierce!
Pati

Taylor Creek, FL(Zone 10a)

Patti, Slice those Viennas into a jar of dill pickle juice with afew drops of tabasco for a "Holiday" treat.
Falalala, La, La, Lah..

Fort Pierce, FL(Zone 10a)

LOL sugarweed! Wish I hadn't read this before I had my breakfast *burp*
Pati

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