Computers: Male? or Female?

WHY MEN THINK COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:


1. No one but their creator can understand their internal logic.


2. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval.


3. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending the rest of your life paying for accessories for it.


4. The computer language that they use to communicate, is only understood by OTHER computers.


WHY WOMEN THINK COMPUTERS ARE MALE:


1. They have a lot of data , but are still clueless.


2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem.


3. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.


4. In order to get them to work they have to be turned on.