Teacher and student

1-
Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c.
Tell me an example.

Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I
love your daughter.


2-
Three fastest means of communication -
Telephone - Television - Tell-a-woman


3-
Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged
marriage"

It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot
himself".