Dont know how they do it but some people are still keeping a lot of humor going....in spite of the hurricanes...
YOU LEARN NEVER TO TAKE ANYTHING FOR GRANTED...
*Water is comfort food..but so are 3 day old Cheerios..
*Air conditioning..best invention ever...
*Candlelight is much better than Botox..takes years off your appearance...
*Gasoline is a value at any price.....
*The need for yur dog to go out and take care of business is proportional to the severity of the storms...
*Lake Eola can generate waves....
*Downed power lines makes an excellent security system...
*You cannot spell priceless without ICE...
*We should complain about all the useless tools in the garage..we actually DO need a generator.. THIS IS AT THE TOP OF THE LIST AS THE BEST BUY EVER !!!!!
*Shadow animals on the wall " still fun"
*Cell phones..breaking up isn't hard to do....
* The Lifeblood of any disaster recovery is coffee..
*The movie theatre can be the most pleasant place to be even if they are showing 'Alien vs Predator'
*There is a plus side to having nothing in the refigerator
*You should never admit to having power in your home in the presence of co-workers or neighbors who don't...
*You can use your washing machine as a cooler...
* SUV's are the best make shift tents on the markets...
*The 4 way stop is still an ingenous reflection of civility...
*Radio can be the best way to watch television...
*Somebodys got it worse...
*Somebody's got it better.Obviously, they're getting preferential treatment...
*Even after all these years, it can be nice to spend time with Col.Mustard in the bathroom with the lead pipe..
*Getting throough the day should not be an Olympic event..
*AA, C, AND D are the only alphabet we need...
*When househunting look for closets with lots of legroom..BIGGER IS BETTER...
*Water from the shower is much colder than water from the kitchen sink..and tastes just as bad...
*An oak tree on the ground looks four times as big as a one standing up....
*Chain saw wielding men are nothing to be afraid of....
*Its your God given right to sit on your back porch and eat Chinese takeout by candlelight in your underwear...
*No matter how hard the wind blows, roadside campaign signs still survive....
SOME FUNNIES FROM THOSE GOOD FOLKS IN FLORIDA
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