A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:
The End is Near !
Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late !
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts !" From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. The pastor turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say "Bridge Out" ?
Amen !!!
The End is Near !!!
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