An Old Man on a Bench

AN OLD MAN WAS SITTING ON A BENCH AT THE MALL.
A YOUNG MAN WALKED UP TO THE BENCH AND SAT DOWN.
HE HAD SPIKED HAIR IN ALL DIFFERENT COLORS;
GREEN, RED, ORANGE, BLUE AND YELLOW.
THE OLD MAN JUST STARED.

EVERY TIME THE YOUNG MAN LOOKED, THE OLD MAN WAS STARING.

THE YOUNG MAN FINALLY SAID SARCASTICALLY,
" WHAT'S THE MATTER OLD TIMER,
NEVER DONE ANYTHING WILD IN YOUR LIFE?

WITHOUT BATTING AN EYE. THE OLD MAN REPLIED.
"GOT DRUNK ONCE IN JAPAN AND HAD SEX WITH A PARROT,
I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU WERE MY SON"