Sheer Lingerie

I really thought this was funny.

A husband walks into Frederick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.
> He opts for the "most" sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
> Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I will do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."
> So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
> The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
> He never heard the shot. Funeral services are pending.