The Cow

First read the entire text and you will find at the bottom, about this "fine" essay. Do not know if that was true, but it was in circulation - made all those who read, laugh to their cores.

THE COW

The cow is a successful animal. Also he is a quadruped and because he is female, he give milk, but will do so when he is got child. He is same like God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards.

His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so farth. Also he is useful to cobler, watermans and mankinds generally.

His motion is slow only because he is of aslitudinious species. Also his other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat cakes in hand and drying in sun.

Cow is the only animal that extracts his feeding after eating. Then, afterward she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows on the grass.

His only attacking and defending organ is the horn, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards.

He has got tail also, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohoa body whereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses heads would not get crushed. At night time have poses by giving down on the ground and he shouts his eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so.

This is the Cow.


(This is the essay written by a successful candidate for the UPSC examination, published unedited, in Star of Mysore, 18.1.1993, from another newspaper)