A retired veteran had arthritis so bad that he had to retire to a nursing home. There he was still moving with difficulty, the facility manager, spoke with his nurse about a new theraphy.
He instructed the nurse to secretely pour a shot of irish whiskey in his milk before he took breakfast. It worked -- the vet was moving like a man of 20.
A few years later he got deathly ill, though, and he asked the nurse to bring the manager. She did, and the manager asked, "What can i do to help?"
The veteran whispered in his ear and then passed away. The nurse asked the manager what the vet's last words were?
The manager replied, "he said whatever we do, don't sell the cow!"
Milk every day..
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