The poker game

Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when
Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at
the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue
playing standing up. Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's
gonna' tell his wife?"

They draw straws. Goldberg picks the short one. They tell him to be
discreet and be gentle - Don't make a bad situation any worse.

"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is
my middle name. Leave it to me."

Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment and knocks on the door.

The wife answers and asks what he wants.

Goldberg declares: "Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to come home.

"Tell him to drop dead!" says the wife.

"I'll go tell him." says Goldberg.