Dumb Blonde Joke- Pink Curtains

So.App.Mtns., United States(Zone 5b)

Once upon a time a blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the salesman she wants a pair of pink curtains. He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains. He shows her many textures, prints and hues of pink fabrics. Once she has finally picked out a pink floral pattern, the salesman asks her, "What size do you need?"

She replies, "Just 15 inches."

He exclaims, "Fifteen INCHES?! What room are they for?"

She says, "I only need one, and it's not for a room. It's for my computer monitor."

The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not need curtains."

The blonde says, "HELLOOooooooo..... I've got Windows!"

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