Read slowly - These are clever....

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. 
Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do
Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage
Burglarize: What a crook sees with
Control: A short, ugly inmate 
Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets 
Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living 
Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist 
Heroes: what a guy in a boat does 
Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot 
Misty: How golfers create divots 
Paradox: two physicians 
Parasites: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower. 
Pharmacist: a helper on the farm 
Polarize: what penguins see with 
Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV 
Relief: what trees do in the spring 
Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife 
Seamstress: describes 250 pounds in a size 6 
Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does 
Sudafed: brought litigation against a government official
Subdued ...like a guy, like works on one of those Attack Submarines