A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive make me feel better about myself." He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, ...there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."
Services for the husband will be held Tuesday morning at 10:30 at St. Anthony's Memorial Chapel. Female friends of the family are invited.
From my DH hit a little close to home.
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