YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN TEXAS
IN JULY WHEN...
~ The birds have to use potholders to
pull worms out of the ground.
~ The trees are whistling for the dogs.
~ The best parking place is determined
by shade instead of distance.
~ Hot water now comes out of both taps.
~ You can make sun tea instantly.
~ You learn that a seat belt buckle makes
a pretty good branding iron
~ The temperature drops below 95 and
you feel a little chilly.
~ You discover that in July it only takes
2 fingers to steer your car.
~ You discover you can get sunburned
through your car window.
~ You actually burn your hand opening
the car door.
~ You break into a sweat the instant
you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
~ Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is,
"What if I get knocked out and
end up lying on the pavement and
cook to death?"
~ You realize that asphalt has a liquid
state.
~ The potatoes cook underground, so all
you have to do is pull one out and
add butter, salt and pepper.
~ Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed
ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
~ The cows are giving evaporated milk.
Ah, what a place to call home.
Ah...Summer in Tx.
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