Hospital Bill

Someone sent this to me; I got a chuckle out of it and thought I would share it here. Enjoy!
Gary/Louisville

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass
surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns
at a Catholic Hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was
going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He
replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank." The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not
spinsters! Nuns are married to God." The patient replied, "Send the bill
to my brother-in-law".