Rose buds and hanging baskets

Hope this is OK with Dave. But a cousin gave me this for a good laugh!


Subject: Rose buds and hanging baskets


>
> A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date
> with a very sheer blouse on and no bra. Her
> grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to
> dare go out like that! The teenager tells her "Loosen
> up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your
> rose buds show!" and out she goes.
> The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is
> sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains
> to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it
> is
> just not appropriate . The grandmother says, "Loosen up,
> Sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can
> display my hanging baskets."
>
> Happy Gardening. (this is too funny not to share)