Oldie, but still funny

A city boy named Kenny moved to the country and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, I have some bad news. The donkey died."

Kenny replied, Well, then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I spent it already."

Kenny said, "Ok, then, just unload the donkey."

"What are you gonna do with him?"

"I'm going to raffle him off."

"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

"Sure I can. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later the farmer saw Kenny and asked, "What happened to that dead donkey?"

"I raffled him off.  I sold 500 tickets at two dollars each and made a profit of $898."

"Didn't anyone complain?"

"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Kenny grew up and became the chairman of Enron.