Top 10 Signs That Your Garden Has Taken Over Your Life

Louisville, KY

How many of these signs do you relate to?
Gary/Louisville

1. You stay up until 2 a.m. poring over your library of garden books and catalogs—who knew pruning would be so riveting?

2. Your trowel ends up in the dishwasher.

3. You have photos of your garden right next to photos of your kids on your desk at work.

4. The thought of receiving eight tons of dirt for your birthday thrills you.

5. You have a personal vendetta against one particularly ornery squirrel.

6. You hire a garden baby-sitter when you go on vacation.

7. You are lusting over your neighbor's pile of manure.

8. You get on your hands and knees to weed despite the 100 degree heat.

9. Every dish you make contains zucchini.

10. On bad hair days, you get out the pruning shears.



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