Husband (A Computer Professor) returning late from work:

Some one sent me in my mail , it is good to share with all of you.

Husband: "Hi dear. I'm logged in"
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?

Husband: Bad command or file name
wife: But I told you in the morning ?

Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry, cancel?
Wife: What about my new TV ?

Husband: Variable not found
Wife: At least, give me your credit card. I need to do some shopping

Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you

Husband: Data type mismatch
Wife: You are useless

Husband: By default
Wife: What about your salary ?

Husband: File in use. Try after some time
Wife: Who was in the car this morning ?

Husband: System is unstable. Press ALT + CTRL + DEL to reboot
Wife: Are you going to have some snacks ?

Husband: File system full
Wife: What is the relation between you and your receptionist ?

Husband: only user with WRITE permission
Wife: What is my value in this family ?

Husband: Unknown virus
Wife: Do you love me or your computer or you're being just funny ?

Husband: Too many parameters !
Wife: I will go to my dad's house.

Husband: This program has performed an illegal operation and will be terminated
Wife: I'll leave you forever

Husband: Close all programs and logout and then login as another user
Wife: It's worthless talking to you

Husband: Shutdown the computer
Wife: I'm going

Husband: It's now safe to turn off your computer