A tourist up near Macwahoc was lost and saw an older gent sitting on his rocker on the porch and stopped to ask, "Where's this road go? Mattawaumkeag. And that road? Mooselookmeguntic. How about that road? Wytopitlock. He went back to his car and DW asked, where are we? He said I can't tell, that man don't speak a word of english.
Another old joke
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