Story with a Moral

Weeds sent this to me, hope it hasnt been posted yet! LOL


The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to
tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
stories.

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Lois. Aunt Lois was a
pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over
enemy
territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a
survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't fall into enemy
hands
and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy
troops.
She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets,
killed
four more with the knife, 'till the blade broke and then she killed the
last one with her bare hands."
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your
daddy teach you from that horrible story?"

"Stay away from Aunt Lois when she's been drinking."