I'm terrible with jokes but let's see if I can get it right.
Redneck was complaining to a buddy about vacations - Went to Tahiti one year, Earline got pregnant. Next year went to the Bahamas, Earline got pregnant. Next year went to Aruba, Earline got pregnant.
This year I'm gonna do it different, I'm taking Earline with me.
Redneck Vacation
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