A hippy, a pastor, and Henry Kissinger were on a chartered plane that developed engine trouble. The pilot strapped on a 'chute and said, There's only 2 more parachutes, good luck. and jumped. Henry K. jumped up and said, I'm the smartest man in the world, grabbed one and jumped out. The pastor said to the hippy, son I'm an old man and you have a long life ahead. Take the last parachute. The hippy said, The Smartest Man in the World just jumped with my back-pack. There are still 2 parachutes.
Old joke
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