Busy lady...

I turned 91 years old today and a few changes have come
into my life.

Frankly, I've become a frivolous old gal.

I have been seeing five men everyday.

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then he leaves, and I go to see John.

Then Charley Horse comes along and he sure takes a lot of my
time.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day.

He doesn't like to stay in one place, so he takes me from Joint
to Joint.

After such a busy day, I am really tired and glad to go to bed
with Ben Gay.