Punny Wednesday

You know sometimes I get the sudden urge to run around naked. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from
streaking.

The roundest knight at king Arthur's table was Sir Cumference

A boy who looked like his father the sculptor was a chip off the old block

The jockey thought he was so clever feeding marijana to his steed to enhance it's performance. Well, now he's busted, and it's time for him to get off his high horse.

Grocery clerks make you pick paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers.

"Every time a bell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner."
Vet: "That's perfectly normal; he's a boxer."

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

The man who worked in the gum factory fell in a vat of bubblegum? His boss had to chew him out.