A woman goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some Arsenic. The pharmacist asks "what do you want the arsenic for?........the lady replies " to kill my husband with"........pharmacist: " I cant sell you any arsenic for that purpose"..........lady reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of her husband and the pharmacists wife in a very compromising position.............pharmacist looks at the photo then says : Ma'am, why didn't you say you had a prescription"??
Arsenic anyone?
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