Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench during break time; and, one turns to the other saying, "Slim, I'm 73 years old; and, I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a new born babe."
Rather amazed at this reply, Slim's co-worker repeats his statement back in the form of a question, "Really? A new born babe???"
"Yup", grins Slim, " No teeth, no hair and I think I just wet my pants."
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