Women

 Women are like apples on trees: the best ones are at the top of the  tree.  Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples  from the ground, that aren't as good, but easy.......

So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in  reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to  come along - the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the  top of the tree.  Share this with other women who are good apples - even those who have  already been picked!  And remember ... Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes,  and it's up to women to stomp the cr*p out of them until they turn  into something acceptable to have dinner with.