Thoughts

Do you think dogs can count?

I know they can.

If you don't think so, try putting 3 dog biscuits into your pocket and then giving Fido only 2 of them.
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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Keep it in the cow!
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What does infrastructure mean?

It's a fancy word for potholes!
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Do you think that we could natioal healthcare by increasing the tax on cigarettes?

Sure, it would only add about $3700 to the cost of each pack!
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What kind of house do you live in?

My wife & I live in a two-story house. She has her story & I have mine.
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Why doesn't lightning strike twice in the same place?

The same lace isn't there after the first strike.
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What kind of books are the biggest sellers?

Cookbooks. The second biggest seller are diet books.

Learn how to cook, then learn how not to eat what you've learned to cook!
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