School project by DD

Edgewater, MD(Zone 7a)

My DD had to write about one thing she would never want to do and all the other stuff she would rather do besides that one thing, I thought it was great. Here we go......

O, bid me to lick four hundred frogs rather than spend the day with R. Kelly.

Put a dead cockroach on my tongue,
get locked in Burger King with Mike Meyers for three days
or jump in a pile of dead moldy slugs
listen to N*Sync for three weeks
or eat one year old squid or octopus
hold three big spiders
or even ask for a down payment on my allowance

And I will do without fear or doubt, rather than spend the day with R. Kelly.

by Jessie Lynch
age 14

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