Ordering Pizza in year 2008

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Ordering A Pizza in the year 2008

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID
number?"

Customer: "Hi, I'd like to place an order."

Operator: "I must have your NIDN first, sir?"

Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's
6102049998-45-54610."

Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland
Drive,
and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln
Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Email address is
sheehan@ home.net Which number are you calling from, sir?

Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

Operator: "We're wired into the HSS, sir."

Customer: "The HSS, what is that?"

Operator: "We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This
will
add only 15 seconds to your ordering time

Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your
All-Meat
Special pizzas."

Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

Operator: "Sir, your medical records and commode sensors indicate that
you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol.
Your
National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice.

Customer: "What?!?! What do you recommend, then?"

Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll
like
it."

Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your
local
library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then."

Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids,
and
your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99."

Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash.
Your
credit card balance is over its limit."

Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your
driver
gets here."

Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's
overdrawn
also."

Customer: "Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready.
How
long will it take?"

Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45
minutes,
sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're
out
getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a
little
awkward."

Customer: "Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?"

Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your
car
got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank
yesterday"

Customer: Well I'll be a "@#%/$@&?#!"

Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a
July 4, 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop and another one I see
here on
September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at a judge." "Oh yes
I
see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the
StateCorrectional
Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to society?

Customer: (Speechless)

Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

Customer: "Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke".

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us
from
offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits this.

Thank you for calling Pizza Hut!"