What do you get if you cross a four-leaf clover with poison oak?
A rash of good luck.
What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
A Sham Rock.
Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
He couldn't afford plane fare.
Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck.
What do you call an Irishman who keeps bouncing off walls?
Rick O'Shea.
Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little short.
St. Patrick's Day funnies
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